Clowning Around Mystery

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You can tell by the name it’s bound to be fun!

Full of laughs and then some,

When each day is done.

If you need to get away and bask in our joy,

Then just sign up,

And be part of this ploy!

The places we will stay, are all part of the plan.

You’ll love our overnight roosts,

Whether you be a woman or a man.

Dinner theater will happen in front of your eyes.

Don’t let your mind wander,

Or will be no surprise!

An historic old house you will love to be shown.

You think to yourself,

This is one house I could own.

We may see a bit of the Amish up close.

And a bit about Lincoln…

And a bit of good prose.

A John Deere we’ll observe,

And a red flower too.

Amongst all the bridges won’t throw you a curve.

We’ll pass through three familiar states.

And be sure to keep many important,

And very special dates.

The color red is important on this trip,

And a “twain wide” at night,

With something to sip.

A skeleton we will witness,

Who knows it may even…

Turn out to be your mistress!

Let’s sign you up now,

Before it’s too late!

So in the end you can’t procrastinate!